What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

What type of dress can never be worn?

What has 4 eyes but can't see?

What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Which side of a cat has the most fur?

I have eight to spare and am covered with hair.

What building has the most stories?

What starts with an 'e' but only has a single letter in it?

What ship has no captain but two mates?

The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?

What is bought by the yard but is worn by the foot?

What's the red stuff between elephant's toes?

There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?

What can you catch but not throw?

What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?

What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?

What has a head yet it never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but can not walks, and has a bank but not a cent to its name?

I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?

If you're 8 feet away from a door and with each move you advance half the distance to the door. How many moves will it take to reach the door?

Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"

What can be stolen, mistaken, or altered, yet never leaves you your entire life?

On Christmas Eve, when Santa leaves his workshop at the North Pole, what direction does he travel?

How do you spell hard water with three letters?

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Who can shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

Some try to hide, and some try to cheat, but time will show, and we always will meet. Try as you might, to guess my name, I promise you'll know when you I do claim. Who am I?

A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious. Why?

Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order, there are two possible answers. What is it?

If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?

All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?

What can you find in the center of gravity?

You have 6 eggs. You break 2, cook 2 and you eat 2 eggs. How many do you have left?

How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?

You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?

Jason is lying dead. He has an iron bar across his back and some food lying in front of him. How did Jason meet his sorry end?

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, and as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky. What am I?

I have three feet but can't walk; I tell you things but can't talk; Sometimes I bend but I'm mostly straight. I'm like a scale but can't tell your weight. What am I?

The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?

What is bought by the yard but is worn by the foot?

With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What is it?

What has a foot but no leg?

What stinks when living and smells good when dead?

What takes hours to pull off, Is most satisfying when it's done, And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?

What has a big mouth, yet never speaks?

The more you take the more you leave behind.

The virgin gave birth to a child and threw away the blanket.

There is a creature of God whose body is hard; it does not wish to eat unless you strike its head.

I have three hundred cattle, with a single nose cord.

What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?

First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away. What am I?

Born of sorrow, grows with age. You need a lot to be a sage. What is it?

Patch upon patch, without any stitches, if you tell me this riddle, I'll give you my breeches.

Some are quick to take it. Others must be coaxed. Those who choose to take it gain and lose the most.

I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?

No thicker than your finger when it folds. As thick as what it's holding when it holds.

I work hard most every day, Not much time to dance and play, If I could reach what I desire, all like me would now retire. What am I?

Begotten, and born, and dying with noise, The terror of women, and pleasure of boys, Like the fiction of poets concerning the wind, I'm chiefly unruly, when strongest confined.

If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?

What is the last thing you take off before bed?

You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

Turn me on my side and I am everything. Cut me in half and I am nothing. What am I?

Once I'm 24. Twice I'm 20. Three times I'm inappropriate. What am I?

I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?

What has a mouth but can't talk?

What month do people sleep the least?

What lives when it eats and dies when it drinks?

You are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?

During what month do people sleep the least?

What is heavy forward but not backward?

I am heavy forward but backwards I'm not. What am I?

What can you not eat for breakfast?

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am i?

If you say my name i no longer exist. What am i?

From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of every place. What am I?