The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?

Weight in my belly, trees on my back. Nails in my ribs, feet I do lack. What am I?

When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I?

All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

First you see me in the grass dressed in yellow gay; next I am in dainty white, then I fly away. What am I?

I go in dry and come out wet, The longer I'm in, the stronger I get. What am I?

I work hard most every day, Not much time to dance and play, If I could reach what I desire, all like me would now retire. What am I?

Full of dark, filled with everything Both on my skin they color With my pack, I am always Afraid of the cat. What am I?

I have a tongue but cannot taste. I have a soul but cannot feel. What am I?

To unravel me, you need a key. No key that was made by locksmith's hand, but a key that only I will understand. What am I?

I don't exist unless you cut me, but if you stab me I won't bleed. I hate no one yet am abhorred by all. What am I?

I am something all men have but all men deny. Man created me but no man can hold me. What am I?

Two legs I have, and this will confound, only at rest do they touch the ground. What am I?

I cover what is real and hide what is true, But sometimes I bring out the courage in you. What am I?

I'm so simple I only point, Yet I guide people all over the world. What am I?

I cut through evil Like a double edged sword, And chaos flees at my approach. Balance I single-handedly upraise, Through battles fought with heart and mind, Instead of with my gaze. What am I?

Above the kingdom I reign, Spotted, speckled, with a mane, I travel in packs, And if you're lucky, you'd ride me. What am I?

I am made from an animal, Although you nickname me after a different one. You can't eat me; you can only hold me, And once a year a festival is erected in my honor. What am I?

I stare at you, you stare at me. I have three eyes, yet can't see. Every time I blink, I give you commands. You do as you are told, with your feet and hands. What am I?

One simple click, one simple flash. Preserving a memory, for years I will last. What am I?