A red house is made out of red bricks. A blue house is made out of blue bricks. What is a green house made out of?

I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Which bow can't be tied?

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?

There is a man in a 4 story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding, and had no harm done. How?

A man is trapped in a room with two doors: one leads to a magnifying glass room with blazing sun, the other has a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said 'Parrot repeats everything it hears.' A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

What do mathematics teachers like to eat?

What did one math book say to another?

I shave several times a day, yet I still have a beard. Who am I?

I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?

What is long and filled with seamen?

What do you call two witches who live together?

How do snails travel?

What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?

Where do sailors take their baths?

What does a cat have that no other animal has?