What is never eaten before lunch?

What follows a dog wherever it goes?

How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?

Teddy bears are never hungry because they are always what?

Where do cows go to dance?

Which is the oldest tree?

What is the largest living ant on earth?

What is an acceptable act of violence during saint Patrick's day?

There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.

How a big, hibernating mammal would show affection.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What bone has a sense of humor?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What kind of dog has no tail?

Before Mt. Everest was discovered as the highest mountain in the world, which mountain was the highest?

What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine.

Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?

What kind of table has no legs?

If it has a quart capacity, how many pennies can you put into a empty piggy bank?