What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?

What do pandas have that no other animal has?

What's an insect's favourite sport?

What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?

What rains at the north pole?

What do elves do after school?

What cruel person would sit on a baby?

What is the only chain we can eat?

What does a stone become when in the water?

Where do butterflies sleep?

What day, within a week of today, does not end in 'Y'?

Your parents come over for a surprise breakfast while you are sleeping. You get out pancakes, toast, maple syrup and jam. What do you open first?

How many seconds are in a year?

What can you not eat for breakfast?

You are a bus driver, 8 people get on, 2 people get off, 2 more people get on and another 1 get off. Finally, 3 more people get on and 2 get off again. How old is the bus driver?

A plane crashed on the border of US and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

What room do ghosts avoid?

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first?