I get wet when drying. I get dirty when wiping. What am I?

I am needed for most animals and hardcover books. What am I?

I am longer than a decade and shorter than a millennium. What am I?

If you held me for too long, you would die. What am I?

I can honk without using a horn. What am I?

I can be used to type and point you see. But don't forget, you can count on me. What am I?

I won't break if you throw me off from the highest building but I will break if you place me in the ocean. What am I?

With four oars it swims but it is always at home. Its back is like armor, tougher than chrome. What is it?

I am a mother from a family of eight. Spins around all day despite my weight. Had a ninth sibling before finding out its fake. What am I?

Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. What am I?

There are four of us, but it seems like everyone loves spades the most. What am I?

I am three simple words, everyone wants to hear. Three simple words, such simple words, and yet... life changing... What am I?

I am the best thing that can happen after a stick hits a ball. What am I?

A flash of light on a grey day. If you're made of metal, you best stay away. What am I?

I make a living following the wealthy and beautiful. What am I?

I am a place with substance and story, where many masquerade to there glory. What am I?

I crushed on Wendy Darling. What am I?

I stand up tall and made of steel, with baguettes and garlic at my heel. I love the colours red, white and blue, but obviously not as much as you. I am a marvel for all to see, though to some I am a monstrosity! What am I?

My first half means container. Not a lot of people understand my language. What am I?

Score in end zones. What am I?